That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Grandma! You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. Your email address will not be published. Actor Bill Burr has been slammed after giving a controversial Saturday Night Live opening monologue, in which he took on topics including cancel culture. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. Be the first to rate this post. Let’s talk white women. Thank you very much. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. Goddamn lawn seats. Does it really have to come to this? When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. Just listened to Bill Burr's opening monologue on SNL, then checked the Bill Burr hashtag on Twitter. Ploughing ahead. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. Don’t worry. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. 0% body fat. He was born in 1907. Two guys kissing. Fucking goddamn losers. You guys were here man. Someone tell him calling women 'bitches' isn't funny,” wrote one commenter on Twitter. Give them the sun for 31 days. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. This doesn’t change anything. Yeah, had a great time. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 Me listening to Bill Burr again, let me say this, there's absolutely no need to call white women bitches, because I rock with at least 47% of white women. What do you think about that? There’s gay black people, they can celebrate from June 1st, July 31st, 61 days of celebrating. Oh!” I didn’t know that. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue addressed everything from coronavirus and being 'woke' to gay pride and cancel culture, noting he'd probably be 'canceled' after his opening jokes. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. CLEARLY it was the first Bill Burr experience for some people. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. I don’t know. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. [Bill Burr walks in and to the stage] [cheers and applause] Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. 7 MINUTES left. Bill Burr had an amazing monologue on "Saturday Night Live." He ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne and woke white women. Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. Thank you. What else what else. It's 2020. New York is back. View all posts by Don Roy King. It’s like, god did that 40 years ago. That’s what you did. Viewers may know Burr for playing Patrick Kuby in Breaking Bad, although he has also fronted comedy podcast The Monday Morning Podcast since 2007. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. Just one after another. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny It's 2020. Sun goes down at 4 in the afternoon. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. It’s your decision. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. Thank you. That’s what you did. That’s all I got left. I hope you go 0-15. You know? Burr ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne, white women hijacking the “woke movement,” gay pride month in New York and much more. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. I never heard of it, right? It’s a dream come true. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. Right? This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. I got your mothers. Ploughing ahead, let’s talk white women here. Because a … This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. In his second comedy special for EPIX, Craig Ferguson puts his sometimes cheeky, always irreverent spin on universal topics from sex and drugs to rock & roll-including his hilarious experiences with Mick Jagger and Kenny G. Kevin Hart serves up laughs and brick oven pizza from the comfort of his home, and dishes on male group chats, sex after 40 and life with COVID-19. By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. We got a great show for you guys everybody. Have a good night. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. And it was about that for about 8 seconds. Just keep making the cookies.” Yeah. The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. They get 28 days of overcast weather. That’s what I learned. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. Yeah! Bunch of fucking losers. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. They’re all up in arms. Yeah. That felt great. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. Weekend Update: Brett Kavanaugh and Dr. Ford Testify: Season 44 Episode 1, Weekend Update on the Government Shutdown, SNL Transcripts: Tom Brady: 04/16/05: Tom Brady’s Falafel City, SNL Transcripts: Chris Pratt: 09/27/14: NFL on CBS. It’s literally a dream come true. Bill Burr is exactly the comic we DON‘T NEED RIGHT NOW. I hope that happens to you. What’s that sir? That fuckin pussy team. No votes so far! Alright? You bunch of faggots. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL Yes. Take out your weak cousin with the asthma. So anyways back to the joke. FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. Huh. You’re listening to the egg heads, the people who we all cheated off of in high school, right? I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. I SAID SUCK A DICK. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. I really hope that happens. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. With my SUV in my heated seats. … I’m fuckin standing here. And this has always been a life long dream of mine to come here and host Saturday Night Live. Bunch of pussies. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? Fucking Rocky is your hero. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. I broke the mic stand. Listen. That’s what happens when you stick in M&M’s store at Time Square. That’s what I do. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. I guess my grandparents were older. I’ll probably get canceled for doing that joke. Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript, Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (2015) – Transcript, Kevin Hart: Zero F**ks Given (2020) – Transcript, Sam Morril: I Got This (2020) – Transcript. And then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line. Comedian Bill Burr has come under fire for his monologue on Saturday Night Live this week. bill burr : white women, stop acting like white supremacy and racism and oppression is only something yt men benefit from , you are also complicit and have also benefitted yt women and some people on this forum : he's hurting my feelings , he's wrong I just blow all your fuckin brains out. 52 fuckin hours into a show. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. And speaking of dreams come true, did you see Rick Moranis got sucker punched on the Upper West side? He goes, “It’s gay pride month.”And I was just like, “Oh!” Dude, you know when you’re just like, stuck in the matrix and you just can’t– [keeping his palm very close to his face.] He’s not here. I gotta tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the ‘woke’ movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 No one gives a shit. Didn’t have that when I was a kid. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. Is this what you want? I do 3 minutes. Anyway, I don’t know. Please stick around, we’ll be right back. Huh? [He looks around for the camera, then he’s pointing at the camera.] It ain’t ever fuckin happen. Also wtf is he talking about white women? Shall we? This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. I should get fucking paid right now people. I have been doing stand-up forever. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. Bill Burr came for Pride Month in his opening monologue for Saturday Night Live. Bill Burr Plows Ahead in SNL Monologue Charu Sinha 10/11 /2020 FDA promises no corners were cut in the quick OK of 1st U.S. COVID-19 vaccine Virgin Galactic aborts test in … Wearing a grey face covering, the 52-year-old comedian hosted the second episode of … You have a soccer team? And then somebody gives you that little nugget of information that just pulls it back? These are equator people. I’ve never heard so much complaining in my life from white women. Everybody’s shivering. How stupid is that cancel thing? I got 4 minutes left. #SNL — Lori (@LoriAndJava) October 11, 2020 Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. It’s great. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. The month of June is gay pride month. “Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. Look at this. Comedian Bill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live last night (with Jack White filling in as musical guest after that country nobody Morgan Wallen was dropped for acting a COVID fool), and his opening monologue gave some a case of the cringes and others a case of of the slow claps. And then if you don’t wear a mask, that doesn’t bug me either. You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. NEW! How about you hook them up with July? I don’t care. Like, “Why is it so crowded?” “It’s gay pride month.” “Oh! It’s Pride month.” And I’m like, “What’s that?” I’m 52. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. Nobody wants to go on the parade. Thank you. You don’t know who the fuck he is. © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. Bill Burr [Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. It's 2020. [applause] Thank you. Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. [boos] You guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity, you rolled around in the blood money and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude, if you got caught you said it wasn’t consensual. 1 month ago I heard some rumblings that this was some ghastly meltdown or highly controversial. Required fields are marked *. “Did you hear what he said in that interview in Playboy in 1970? Alright listen I’m out of time. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. City of Brotherly Love. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. Bill Burr's "SNL" opening monologue received mixed reactions, but the comedian's fans were already prepared for his blunt comedic style. I like people who wear masks. So, thank you so much for coming out during these difficult times. I don’t know how they did it. What’s that sir? You don’t bring up race or religion with your grandparents. And Twitter took the bait. Here's why. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. It’s gonna be amazing. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. I’m like, “Some people not using safe sex and making all these babies?” So, I finally walked up to this old New York door guy and I was just like, “Dude, what’s going on? Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. into a fuckin show. Read the transcript of Bill Burr stand-up monologue at the Saturday Night Live in October 2020. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. Fucking assholes. You are this high above New Orleans. City started looking like a giant Bed Bath & Beyond, and then bam! And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. Can you believe that?” It’s like, “Yeah. Take out your grandparents. Just to refresh your memory, the ‘woke’ movement was supposed to be about people of color not getting opportunities, things that they deserve, finally making that happen. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. You bunch of fuckin cocks. Bill Burr - SNL MonologueBill Burr snl#BillBurr #SNL #Monologue Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. If you’re that dumb and you wanna kill your own family members, by all means, do it. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. Bill Burr scores valid points on canceling the crop while trying to cancel ALL IN SIGHT. It had to happen. Then come up with jokes designed to prove that point. Stops you from reproducing. Dave Chappelle. The universe has to balance itself. You fuckin jackasses. Amazing. That’s a fucking record. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. Say it. It's 2020. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. They’re going after dead people now. Sir why are you screaming? Alright, that’s all my time. All of you. It had to happen. I’m like, “What’s going on? BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. I got one first. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. - LinkedIn #billburr #snl Listen, I don’t want to speak ill of my bitches here, okay? All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his first “Saturday Night Live’’ monologue. Saturday marked his first time hosting SNL, and it's fair to say it's divided opinion. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. You won one fucking world series since 1880. There’s too many people. I don’t know. So, I haven’t been in New York for about a year. I wanna thank you guys for having me. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. Suck a dick. The Netflix star referred to white women as his “bitches” while claiming … Play the fucking records. That’s what these people sounded like.” You never talk to your grandparents and brought up the wrong subject? You got a fuckin ping pong team? Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! Your accomplishments over the last few years. I was shooting a movie. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. SNL's Bill Burr / Jack White Monologue | Saturday Night Live SNL's Today 10/10/2020 Bill Burr Tackles Cancel Culture For His ‘SNL’ Debut, While ‘The Fly’ Has Jim Ah! Bill Burr: Snl Monologue (2020) – Transcript November 5, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the "woke" white women. So, why don’t you shut up, sit down next to me and take your talking to. And all of a sudden it went off the rails like, “Oh! But let’s go back in history here, okay? I still fuckin hate you people. You people are on goddamn acid. I was here last year. Makes me feel comfortable that you’re wearing masks. The nerve of you white women. Lol. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. Yeah, the audience isn't full of Bill Burr fans like a normal show he would do. Yes. Bunch of fucking losers. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. I hate this fuckin city. That’s the first time I said cunt. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. That’s great. Suck a dick. Suck a fuckin dick. everything’s just pressed up, you can’t see anything. It’s June. Oh, Ricky took one in the chops. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. The nerve… where’s the camera at? Jack White is here. The Flyers. 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